john alcohol (also known as józef alkohol) is the john of alcoholic beverages. john alcohol is a middle aged polish man. john alcohol ran an illegal moonshine making operation in the region of podlasie before his ascension to a john, it is said that his intense alcoholism caused him to consume several liters of incredibly powerfull moonshine. this transformed him into a john. the history of john alcohol brings up some interesting questions about the temporal nature of johns. as alcohol has been an inportant part of human culture from the start of human civilisation one might expect john alcohol to have originated from the ancient times. this would suggest that either johns or their influence is not bound to the passage of time and can exist in the past, preasent, and future. or alternitavely multiple johns of a certain conpect might exist thru time.
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