The Meadboy.

Object Class: unknown.

Containment procedures: Unknown. He is unbound by any laws of physics or matter. He is to be kept drunk, fed, and with access to internet at all times, otherwise God save us all.

Description: He had joined the lobotomy the latest, so he can be called the youngest lobotomite (not counting the infant).
Most known for his love of the band "Imagin Dragon :)" and mead, and all different kinds of alcohol. He is told to have ties to John Crack, as revealed in the scripture.
His being became the basis for the character we today know of as John Alcohol.
During the Platform Wars, he has not been home, which resulted in being left behind.
Elusive as ever, the meadboy has disappeared, or rather, has been left behind by the Ooku planet regulars. Devastated, he had stopped his pursuit of becoming the meadmaster, and began to live quietly, in sorrow and desolation.

Literally Ryan Gosling (do not mistake for Ryan "I like fruit!" Grosling". The cool guy.)

Instances.

• During the Scarlett Mansion Raid, perpetrated by John Crack, he was seen as one of the bystanders overseeing the ordeal.
• He was seen to often dispute with John Law Enforcement, also known as the pigs.
• Crashed the shitbox, only to get a second one
• 0ne of the Four Foundational Writers. He was responsible for ███████████████, during the Founding Era, also known as Genesis.
• Not on Epstein's list, contrary to popular belief.
• Known to have dirty past connected to sewage.

Appearances.

Meadboy has been seen often wondering what do drink in grocery store alcohol isles, before he was seen headed off for the sections with medical alcohol. This has caused his liver to deteriorate gravely, however due to his strong ape-like genes, he has lived this far.
Known for selling crack by the tons to John Crack, he could be called his primary controlled substance dealer. It is not known whether he has any ties to Remilia, or Ryan "I like fruit!" Grosling.