John Crack

john crack was a british drug dealer from the city of birmingham. he was speculated to have transcended his mortality into a john by cunsuming copious ammounts of narcotics. he is focused on one thing in life, drugs. even tho his surname is crack he seems to be the johns of all hard drugs(note that this excludes alcohol and weed, as those are within the domain of john alcohol and john weed). john crack is also the brother of Ryan I like fruit!" Grosling. his physical characteristics and personality vary between various interpretations but he is usually depicted as foul smelling, a mess of a human being, and a crack fiend. he seems to posses inhuman endurance and strength as seen in the original scripture. altho because of the nature of the original scripture it is unknown how much of that is his actual strength and how much is just an illusion caused by remilia tweaking. he seems to posses the ability to influence the minds of others as he cursed remilia scarlet to be unable to speak without saying "I like fruit!"most likely a reference to his brother) and "the fuck?" in every sentance

he is the first and most powerfull character in the johnverse and the namesake of all johns. he is also the most documented. he has appeared in multiple texts and visions related to the johnverse. john crack is a frequent topic of debate among johnverse scholars. even tho john crack is the most popular of the johns there isnt much concrete information on his, as much as various interpretations and versions of him.

appearances

• the original scripture. john crack has first appeared in the original scripture, where he has an encounter with remilia "the fuck?" scarlet.
• the mead castle. john crack has also appeared in the "mead castle" novel. unfortunatly only the first few chapters are known, but in those chapters john crack notably purchases narcotics from meadboy.

sources: i was there trust me