the original script is a text detailing an interaction between john crack and remilia "the fuck?" scarlet. it also includes the first appearance of john crack.
john crack arrives to the scarlet mansion. john crack then asks remilia "the fuck?" scaret to use a toilet in her mansion. even tho remilia was disgusted by john crack's repelling stench, she agreed. john crack then proceeded to run to the bathroom on all fours while actively defecating. upon reaching said bathroom john crack defacated with enough power to obliterate the toilet beneath him, as well as propel him upwards at an incredible velocity. this event was described as producing a shockwave. john crack is propeled fast enough to break thru several floors and the cealing of the mansion. remilia is preplexed. john crack reapears besides remilia. john crack then curses remilia to have to say "i like fruit" in every sentance a well as end every sentance with "the fuck?". this was prompted by remilia saying "the fuck?" in a somewhat amusing tone of voice. in the later part of the text reality breaks down and remilia "the fuck?" scarlet and john crack encounter john goverment.
source: i was there when it was written